|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Nageezi.
Plato has once in a while been spotted carving a hollow up on the highest spot of Huerfano Mountain.
A huge raccoon is sometimes observed at Ben Detention Dam at the stroke of midnight piling pieces of wood.
The ghost of a youthful woman dressed in a blood-splattered dress has purportedly been made out on frequent instances walking a Sheepdog before dawn on a shady Nageezi avenue. Some of the residents claim this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while passing through Nageezi in the past.
A cyclop may every now and then be observed watching TV in a Nageezi living room on a dark night.
A huge finch was made out smoking a cigar at the entrance to Aztec Ruins National Monument.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Nageezi
Submit a lie about Nageezi, New Mexico:
Other untruthful towns near Nageezi, New Mexico:
Bloomfield, New Mexico, 18 miles away
Blanco, New Mexico, 22 miles away
Aztec, New Mexico, 25 miles away
Flora Vista, New Mexico, 27 miles away
Farmington, New Mexico, 29 miles away
Navajo Dam, New Mexico, 31 miles away
Crownpoint, New Mexico, 35 miles away
La Plata, New Mexico, 37 miles away
Kirtland, New Mexico, 38 miles away
Fruitland, New Mexico, 41 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
New Mexico
|
Ghost Sightings From Nageezi
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
MORE JOKES
|
