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These are some lies we made up about Mora.
A lady in flames, carrying a fuel container is sometimes perceived shifting orbs around in Los Chupaderos before dawn.
A space alien from planet Pluto has been witnessed on a handful of occasions up on the summit of El Cerro Colorado crying out names of people.
A space invader from the cosmos can every so often be perceived on the highest spot of one of the mountains in the Rincon Mountains very late at night looking menacing.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot was witnessed very late at night studying Los Aguatas Valley in detail. This ghost is enormously active in this area; there have been numerous additional sightings of this individual ghost. If you listen to the local residents, this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying foolish folks who come trying to find ghosts in Mora.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a flying saucer was seen at midnight drifting along on Aito del Taico.
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Ghost Sightings From Mora
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Ghost Sightings From Mora
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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