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These are some lies we made up about Mimbres.
A decapitated guy may frequently be distinguished at Bear Canyon Reservoir Dam late at night munching on a cookie.
Marco Polo can be noticed frequently smoking a cigar next to the water's edge at Bear Canyon Reservoir.
A lady with her head and right arm and right leg cut off is now and then spotted at night exploring Allie Canyon in detail.
An alien vacationer from another solar system is rumored to have been made out on a handful of instances holding a human cranium down beside Cabin Spring late in the night.
The ghost of a man grasping a blood-splattered axe may occasionally be spotted hovering next to a murky road right next door to Mimbres. A local argues that this spirit loves scaring foolhardy folks who have the courage to disrupt the silence in Mimbres.
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Ghost Sightings From Mimbres
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Ghost Sightings From Mimbres
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
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