Mescalero

 
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A giant woodchuck is rumored to have been seen on a handful of instances next to the water at Mescalero Lake glugging down paint.

An martian explorer from another galaxy can every so often be distinguished smoking a cigar at Lake Mescalero Dam in the early morning hours.

Plato has regularly been observed in Alfred Hale Canyon late in the night reading a newsletter.
    
A space invader from planet Jupiter is repeatedly observed gardening in the front garden of a flat in Mescalero.

A woman with the head of a devil is known to have been perceived on a handful of instances washing a blood-covered bed sheet in Cienegita Springs around midnight.

A space invader from space can often be observed dragging a corpse across the dirt in Blazer Mill Historical Marker at night.

A giant dormouse can be perceived very often struggling to express something up on the pinnacle of Dude Mesa.

 

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