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These are some lies we made up about Mc Alister.
A gentleman having the head of a leprechaun has sometimes been witnessed in the rear seat of a Toyota by the driver setting eyes on the ghost in his rear view mirror late in the night. If you listen to what the people who live here say, this ghost is almost certainly the struggling ghost of a person who used to have a home here in Mc Alister.
A partially decomposed human corpse is now and then observed picking flowers in the yard of a mobile home in Mc Alister.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from deep space has allegedly been witnessed on a small number of instances by a person fishing by a lake close to Mc Alister.
An extremely large kitten has repeatedly been noticed seated in an armchair in an apartment in Mc Alister.
William Shakespeare is often witnessed looking angrily at the eye witness in Oasis State Park outside the ranger station.
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Ghost Sightings From Mc Alister
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Ghost Sightings From Mc Alister
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
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