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These are some lies we made up about Lindrith.
An ET was witnessed in Jicarilla Indian Reservation after midnight gulping water.
A gargantuan zebra came into view on the shore of Rucker Lake smoking a cigar.
A man with a large hole through his torso came into sight beside Bassett Spring before dawn reading a newsletter. Further folks in the neighborhood have had matching events with the same ghost. No matter what, it undeniably is a creepy spirit that should be avoided.
A guy with the head of a demon was perceived looking for another ghost in Bear Canyon after midnight. This is one of those ghosts that is noticed repeatedly in close proximity.
An enormous jaguar was made out riding on a steed along a highway near Lindrith.
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Ghost Sightings From Lindrith
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Ghost Sightings From Lindrith
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
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