Lincoln

 
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A woman with larvae crawling out of her mouth is every so often witnessed browsing through the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Lincoln house in the early morning hours before sunrise. In any event, it's a menacing ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't want to run into.

A space alien from planet Saturn has supposedly been spotted on a small number of instances very late at night examining Big Tank Canyon in detail.
    
An alien from outer space was seen in Capitan Historical Marker very late at night trying to touch something.

The martian pilot of an unidentified flying object showed up flashing a kerosene lamp down at Deer Spring after midnight.

An alien tourist from outer space became visible sitting at the kitchen counter in a Lincoln trailer.

 

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