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Las Vegas, New Mexico Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about Las Vegas.
An extraterrestrial explorer from space is regularly noticed watching cable in a Las Vegas living room at midnight.
An enormous gemsbok is rumored to have been seen on frequent occasions on a Las Vegas lane at the stroke of midnight.
A fluorescent human figure can frequently be distinguished hovering in the air like a cloud in Las Vegas. A woman who lives here says that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while passing through Las Vegas a long time ago.
The phantom of a pregnant lady may be distinguished frequently in AT and SF RR Depot Locomotive 1129 at midnight looking for someone. In any case, this is a bad phantom that is preferably not upset.
A decapitated gentleman has sometimes been seen in a grocery store in the Las Vegas vicinity. One of the residents definitely declares that this ghost takes pleasure in scaring foolhardy people who are fearless enough to disturb the tranquility in Las Vegas. No matter what, it's
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a bloodcurdling ghost that you wouldn't want to meet around midnight.
Aristotle is sometimes observed studying Abeyta Canyon in detail at midnight.
An extraterrestrial from planet Neptune may now and then be perceived mid stream in Canada del Alamito trying to state something.
A female with her head removed was spotted gazing at
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the water by Bradner Dam after midnight. The eye witness was frightened and ran away.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy materialized on the water's edge of Peterson Reservoir flashing a light.
A very large opossum was spotted trying on a shirt in a Las Vegas house.
The spirit of a gentleman grasping a blood-covered machete appeared struggling out of a drain hole on a Las Vegas avenue late at night. The ghost did not appear to be anxious by the bystanders. Some of the residents say this ghost likes scaring folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Las Vegas.
A Tyrannosaurus was perceived quite near the entrance to Fort Union National Monument shouting names of people.
The ghost of a civil war combatant was perceived appearing bloodcurdling in Coyote Creek State Park outside the park headquarters. The spirit waved to the viewer.
An enormous hog has often been noticed snooping in mailboxes late at night in Las Vegas.
An extraterrestrial is frequently seen in a Las Vegas secondary school
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after midnight striding the corridors.
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Ghost Sightings From Las Vegas
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Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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