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A space invader has purportedly been witnessed on a few occasions in a La Mesa home.
Genghis Khan can be seen very often beside the shore at La Mesa Lake looking creepy.
The ghost of a ten feet colossal giant has sometimes been spotted gazing at the sight from the top of Vado Hill on a dark night.
The ghost of a young girl is once in a while observed going nuts at Apache Brazito Mesquite Site Four Dam at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a female with half her head not there has supposedly been perceived on one or two instances pulling a dead body from the chilly water of Mossman Arroyo around midnight.
A woman having an axe in her head may once in a while be witnessed in Brazito Battlefield Historical Marker in the early morning hours piling pieces of wood. Many locals allege this ghost may perhaps be a distinguished yesteryear resident of La Mesa.
A massive leopard has regularly been spotted striding along a deserted highway in the neighborhood of La Mesa.
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Ghost Sightings From La Mesa
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I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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