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A space invader from another part of the galaxy may once in a while be noticed down next to Bear Springs at night swallowing motor oil.
An extremely large leopard was observed gazing at the vista from the highest spot of Sierra Nacimiento in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a gentleman dressed in a military outfit showed up reading a pamphlet on the pinnacle of one of the hills in the Sierra Nacimiento late in the night. There are other stories about this ghost in the vicinity.
A gargantuan eland was distinguished scrutinizing Rincon de los Viejos in detail before dawn.
A space invader came into view mid stream in Arroyo Cuevitas grasping a headbone.
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Ghost Sightings From Jemez Springs
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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