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An alien from Saturn can be witnessed often calling names of people up on Red Rock Hill.
A gigantic capybara has from time to time been spotted in a trailer in Jamestown.
A space alien from another planet is sometimes observed in Gallup Historical Marker after midnight hauling a corpse through some bushes.
An alien has allegedly been distinguished on several instances wandering alongside a secluded road near Jamestown.
A giant ground hog may every now and then be distinguished before sunrise checking out Catalpa Canyon in detail.
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Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something? - Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants! - No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man! - I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead. -Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man! Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday. Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles? - He can't get his heads into the jar. I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either. - Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again. Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list. Knock Knock Who's there! Sit! Sit who? Sit down and be quiet !. Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones? - Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert. - Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur? - Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert. - Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those? - Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale. Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you? Delbert: - Don't know Arthur: -They make one weak (week). A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out. - I gotta try that, said the old man.
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