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These are some lies we made up about Isleta.
The ghost of a down-and-out man is regularly observed chucking pieces of wood into the flow at Isleta Riverside Drain after midnight.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spacecraft has allegedly been spotted on frequent occasions observing the landscape from the summit of Black Mesa late in the night.
An martian vacationer from space can frequently be seen gazing in Los Padillas Historical Marker at night.
A bloodcurdling being may be noticed often in an Isleta secondary school before sunrise striding the corridors.
A space man from space has occasionally been distinguished gazing at the water by Hubbell Lake Flood Detention Dam around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Isleta
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Ghost Sightings From Isleta
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
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