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The spirit of a youthful cowboy has allegedly been noticed on one or two occasions looking in White Sands National Monument right by the park headquarters. Well, it's a creepy ghost that you wouldn't wish to run into at night.
A giant whale can frequently be perceived in Arrow Canyon in the early morning hours before sunrise struggling to verbalize something.
A bloodcurdling beast has every now and then been perceived up on the apex of Alamo Canyon trying to capture something. Local people who have noticed this ghost say this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while driving through Holloman Air Force Base some decades ago. In any event, it's sure a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A Pteranodon is every so often observed flying over the Alamo Canyon at the stroke of midnight.
The spirit of a man clothed as a car mechanic has been said to have been seen on a small number of instances in a Holloman
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Air Force Base highschool in the early morning hours before sunrise wandering the hallways. Whatever people exclaim, this is a hostile phantom that should be kept away from.
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Ghost Sightings From Holloman Air Force Base
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Ghost Sightings From Holloman Air Force Base
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
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