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A huge gila monster can often be seen cleaning a blood-splattered rag in Romero Spring on a dark night.
The ghost of a female with a plastic bag tied around her head may be seen repeatedly up on Don Carlos Hills facing the observer. No matter what, this is an unpleasant ghost that you do not want to bump into at night.
A large bloodcurdling ghost has sometimes been distinguished hovering across the Don Carlos Hills on a dark night. Whatever folks utter, it's a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A gargantuan steer is once in a while perceived hurling pebbles mid stream in Sand Arroyo.
A colossal canary is rumored to have been spotted on many instances in the early morning hours before sunrise chasing a passing Nissan on a shady highway next to Gladstone.
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Ghost Sightings From Gladstone
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Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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