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The spirit of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is occasionally witnessed by Corazon Creek looking. Residents who have witnessed this phantom argue this phantom is that of a local resident who dwelled here in Garita many years ago.
The ghost of an aged man with a long white beard may every now and then be noticed in Canada l Calosa before sunrise attempting to state something. People here say that this ghost gets pleasure from scaring foolish people who are courageous enough to disturb the calm in Garita.
An alien vacationer from another planet has regularly been witnessed on the summit of La Silla around midnight observing the landscape.
A woman with a machete sticking out of her head is regularly observed becoming visible in a bedroom mirror.
An extraterrestrial from space has been said to have been seen on several instances near Conchas Lake State Park shuffling orbs around.
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Ghost Sightings From Garita
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Ghost Sightings From Garita
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
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