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An extremely large guanaco is frequently witnessed trying to capture something in Arroyo Cuervo in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a female with letters etched into her arm has allegedly been perceived on numerous instances flashing a kerosene lamp in the center of Berrenda Creek.
The ghost of a lady with a knife in her heart can frequently be observed down by Derry Warm Spring before sunrise scaring folks. According to the people who live here, this ghost is the tormented soul of a former Garfield resident.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system may be distinguished repeatedly yelling names at Caballo Arroyos Site Number Five Dam on a dark night.
The ghost of a chained up lady has now and then been perceived in the rear seat of a Chrysler by the driver noticing the phantom in his rear view mirror on a dark night.
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Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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