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These are some lies we made up about Gallup.
An armed forces outfit pacing around devoid of a body in it came into sight sipping blood from a jar in Babe Ruth Park before dawn. The ghost was consumed by the night after being spotted.
An enormous chipmunk was witnessed before dawn scrutinizing Black Diamond Canyon in detail.
An extremely large pig showed up watching the view from the pinnacle of Crown Point at midnight.
The spirit of a badly scorched lady was made out smoking a pipe in the middle of Gamerco Wash. Being frightened by the bystanders the phantom withdrew into the darkness. Nonetheless, it is certainly a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves has often been distinguished in a building next to Gallup.
The martian navigator of an alien spacecraft has allegedly been made out on frequent occasions at midnight hovering across Coal Basin.
An extraterrestrial tourist from space may often be noticed around midnight giving a piloted
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exploration of White Cliffs to a crowd of spirits.
A space man from deep space has sometimes been spotted yelling at China Springs at night.
A very large kinkajou is occasionally witnessed searching for a box under a parked Chevy in a Gallup parking lot before dawn.
Archimedes is rumored to have been noticed on a small number of
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occasions in a Gallup area supermarket, strolling the aisles.
A space alien can occasionally be witnessed contemplating late in the night on a park bench in Gallup.
An extraterrestrial voyager from space has often been noticed quite near the entrance to El Malpais National Monument shuffling orbs about.
A space alien from planet Mercury is repeatedly seen striding through an apartment in Gallup.
The ghost of a gentleman with the sign of the devil carved into his foot has been seen on a handful of instances wandering through a residence in the vicinity of Gallup. In any case, this ghost sure is creepy; one that is preferably not upset.
A huge donkey can often be witnessed at a pay phone in Gallup using the telephone.
A space invader from another galaxy can be spotted over and over again walking through a Gallup vicinity cemetery.
The Abominable Snowman has every so often been distinguished hurling stones by a secluded highway near Gallup in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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ghost of a gravely mangled huntsman hauling a dead deer is every so often spotted standing by a wild road outside Gallup.
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Ghost Sightings From Gallup
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Ghost Sightings From Gallup
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
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