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These are some lies we made up about Gallina.
The spirit of a civil war combatant can frequently be spotted going through a cabinet in the bathroom of a Gallina building at the stroke of midnight. Nevertheless, this ghost certainly is creepy; one that any sensible person would not want to encounter.
An extraterrestrial may be spotted frequently resting at the kitchen counter in a Gallina trailer.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another galaxy has occasionally been noticed conducting a piloted visit of Cerro Valdez to a cluster of ghosts on a dark night.
Vasco da Gama is every now and then witnessed up on Mesa Alta devastating a book.
The ghost of a man having the sign of the devil engraved into his cheek has been noticed on numerous occasions searching for an object in Canada Bonita.
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Ghost Sightings From Gallina
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Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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