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These are some lies we made up about Floyd.
An ET from Mars has been said to have been made out on frequent occasions late in the night drifting along on Canada de Tule.
The ghost of a female with half her head lost was spotted shouting at the onlooker to go away right by Oasis State Park. The ghost was gobbled up by the thin air after being spotted. Whatever folks state, it's a scary ghost that should be kept away from.
A space alien from another solar system showed up posting a parcel at a Floyd post office.
A body with a skeleton face sporting dark robes was observed guzzling regular unleaded from a gas pump at a gas station in Floyd. When perceived the ghost came within reach of the bystander who then ran away.
Vincent van Gogh appeared articulating into the thin air as if somebody besides was there.
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Ghost Sightings From Floyd
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Ghost Sightings From Floyd
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
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