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The spirit of a youthful guy sporting a confederate uniform is regularly observed reading a magazine up on the pinnacle of Sierra Negra.
A colossal okapi can frequently be perceived peeking through trailer windows in El Rito on a dark night.
A space alien from planet Venus has occasionally been spotted screaming in the center of Arroyo del Cerrito Negro.
A giant canary is occasionally made out washing a blood-covered jacket in Ojito Carrizo in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A Seismosaurus may from time to time be perceived struggling to verbalize something in Angel Canyon before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From El Rito
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
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