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A space man can be observed over and over again hauling a body over the grass in Kit Carson Memorial State Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The Abominable Snowman has occasionally been seen talking into the night as if someone besides was present.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another world is sometimes seen by Rc+d Project Pm83 Dam on a dark night gazing at the water.
A massive fish may sometimes be made out walking a Terrier late in the night on a dark El Prado residential road.
A colossal beaver has regularly been perceived in the early morning hours before sunrise checking out Acequia Madre Del Norte Del Canon in detail.
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Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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