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A gentleman's body with the head of a raccoon has every now and then been noticed in the early morning hours rushing after a passing Jeep on a murky road close to Elephant Butte. No matter what people articulate, it is certainly a menacing ghost that is preferably not interrupted.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system is once in a while noticed going for a dip at Lions Beach on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial has purportedly been witnessed on a few occasions gazing at the water by Elephant Butte Dike in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An martian voyager from another world can every now and then be observed at Cuchillo Negro Creek after midnight hurling rocks into the flow.
A feminine shape has regularly been witnessed staring down into the water at Long Point late in the night. It has been alleged that this particular ghost may be a recognized days gone by native of Elephant Butte.
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Ghost Sightings From Elephant Butte
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Ghost Sightings From Elephant Butte
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
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