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These are some lies we made up about Eagle Nest.
A colossal ibex is known to have been witnessed on frequent instances marching along a deserted highway close to Eagle Nest.
The alien technician of a flying saucer was spotted redistributing orbs around in Anniseta Gulch on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another galaxy showed up relaxing in a chair in a home in the neighborhood of Eagle Nest.
A bloodcurdling creature was noticed by Eagle Nest Dam before dawn staring at the water. Panic stricken by the onlookers the phantom faded away into the dark. No matter what people say, it undoubtedly is a scary ghost that you would not want to come across at the stroke of midnight.
An alien from planet Pluto emerged on the pinnacle of Baldy Mountain in the early morning hours before sunrise staring at the panorama.
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Ghost Sightings From Eagle Nest
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Ghost Sightings From Eagle Nest
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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