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These are some lies we made up about Dulce.
An extraterrestrial tourist from space appeared swallowing gasoline from a pump at a gasoline station in Dulce.
A huge lamb was observed staring angrily at the eye witness in Jicarilla Apache Reservation Historical Marker at night.
A big chilling ghost was witnessed in Encarnacion Canyon on a dark night going mad. There are additional accounts concerning this spirit in the vicinity.
An ET from planet Saturn is frequently noticed looking at the scenery at Dulce Lake Dam on a dark night.
An ET from deep space is known to have been perceived on frequent occasions sipping water from Felix Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Dulce
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Ghost Sightings From Dulce
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
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