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These are some lies we made up about Dora.
A woman grasping her head next to her arm may regularly be noticed taking a rest in an armchair in a mobile home in Dora.
The spirit of a young-looking female dressed in a blood-covered wedding gown may be perceived very frequently reading a pamphlet beside a streetlight in Dora.
A space man from another solar system has from time to time been spotted striding from mobile home to mobile home before dawn on a Dora residential road.
An extraterrestrial is once in a while witnessed crying at the entrance to Oasis State Park.
A giant shrew can once in a while be distinguished having a seat at the kitchen counter in a Dora residence.
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Ghost Sightings From Dora
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Ghost Sightings From Dora
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
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