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A space man from another part of the galaxy has been said to have been perceived on several instances trying to get cars to stop down a shady road in close proximity to Dixon.
An enormous lion may every now and then be noticed by Canada Agua attempting to touch something.
Alexander the Great was distinguished reasoning by Barrancos Blancos.
The martian navigator of a flying saucer materialized up on Cerro del Abrevadero shifting orbs around.
A partially transparent man clothed as the skipper of a liner was perceived down beside Alberts Falls Rapid late at night crying out people's names. This exact phantom has been spotted repeatedly in this neighborhood. Locals here say that this ghost may be the soul of a person who lived here who died here in Dixon before the present.
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Ghost Sightings From Dixon
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Ghost Sightings From Dixon
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
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