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These are some lies we made up about Dexter.
The ghost of a jetliner pilot has regularly been noticed at the stroke of midnight examining Thirteenmile Draw in detail.
The chilling ghost of a Hun is regularly noticed smoking a pipe at Zuber Hollow Reservoir Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A terrifying skeleton has been noticed on a small number of instances talking into the air down next to the shore at Lake Van. Some of the folks who live here assert this phantom is the phantom of a visitor that was killed while journeying through Dexter before the present. In any event, it undeniably is a chilling spirit that you don't want to meet at midnight.
A shining human shape can be witnessed over and over again having a seat at the kitchen counter in a Dexter building seeking someone. No matter what folks utter, this spirit undoubtedly is creepy; one that any reasonable person would not want to encounter.
A huge puppy has every now and then been perceived sniveling quite near Bottomless Lakes
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State Park.
The ghost of a pregnant woman is occasionally witnessed walking through a residence in Dexter. If you talk to the folks who live here, this ghost is that of a local resident who dwelled here in Dexter some time ago.
A decapitated gentleman is rumored to have been made out on frequent occasions traveling on a pony by a road
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in the neighborhood of Dexter.
A woman with her legs sliced off was noticed strolling through a home in close proximity to Dexter. When the ghost was noticed it faded away into the thin air. Scores of local residents declare this ghost likes startling foolish folks who dare to upset the serenity in Dexter.
Leonardo da Vinci came into view near Carlsbad Caverns National Park pondering.
An martian tourist from another solar system became visible strolling through a Dexter vicinity churchyard.
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Ghost Sightings From Dexter
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Ghost Sightings From Dexter
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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