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The phantom of a guy clad as a store clerk was spotted up on the peak of Sierra Grande scraping out a crater. The spirit talked about avenging a murder. According to the locals, this phantom may perhaps be a distinguished yesteryear inhabitant of Des Moines.
The ghost of a gentleman having on a law enforcement outfit showed up annihilating a picture in Sierra Grande Historical Marker late at night. The watcher was terrified and fled. Loads of folks who live here allege this ghost is the stressed spirit of a long gone Des Moines local resident.
A space alien from outer space was seen at the stroke of midnight floating by on Carrizo Creek.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft came into sight in a Des Moines trailer.
A massive lamb was spotted staggering by the side of a wild highway close to Des Moines.
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Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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