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These are some lies we made up about Derry.
A gigantic argali has regularly been made out at the stroke of midnight examining Canon Avendijo in detail.
A big menacing beast is repeatedly distinguished at Jornada Number Three Dam at night taking in the scenery.
A gargantuan gemsbok is known to have been made out on many instances up on the highest spot of Hogue Hills guzzling blood from a mug.
An extraterrestrial tourist from deep space can often be observed consuming a sandwich on the apex of one of the mountains in the Hogue Hills before dawn.
A very large gopher may be seen over and over again coming into sight in a mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Derry
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Ghost Sightings From Derry
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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