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These are some lies we made up about Deming.
The alien navigator of an unidentified flying object was perceived walking a Cocker Spaniel after midnight on a murky Deming street.
A very large salamander has repeatedly been spotted hauling a dead body over rocks in Deming Historical Marker before dawn.
The ghost of a young cowboy has allegedly been spotted on a small number of instances peeping through mobile home windows in Deming in the early morning hours. Several folks say this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a former Deming person who lived here. In any case, this ghost undoubtedly is bloodcurdling; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A bloodcurdling being can frequently be observed watching movies in a Deming living room around midnight. According to the locals, this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while driving through Deming many years ago.
The ghost of a copper-miner may be seen frequently going through trash cans on a Deming residential street.
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large chilling beast has every now and then been seen slurping blood from a glass in China Draw on a dark night.
A female with a semi translucent body is occasionally noticed looking for a box in City of Rocks State Park outside the park headquarters. Regardless of what, it's a frightening ghost that is rather not interrupted.
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of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has been noticed on a handful of instances in Gila Cliff Dwellings National Monument quite near the ranger station devouring a sandwich. If you listen to what the local residents allege, this phantom enjoys scaring people who dare to upset the silence in Deming.
The phantom of a man in a military uniform may now and then be witnessed on a Deming lane very late at night. Local people who have spotted this phantom assert this phantom can be the soul of a person who lived here who passed on here in Deming in the past.
An armor from the middle ages devoid of a human being inside has frequently been noticed staring at an old woman snoozing on a mattress in a trailer in Deming. Locals here argue that this ghost is perhaps the struggling ghost of a local who used to have a home here in Deming.
A huge buffalo is often made out in a convenience store in the Deming neighborhood.
The ghost of a female with a plastic bag strapped around her head has purportedly been distinguished
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on a handful of instances trying on a shirt in a Deming building.
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Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
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