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These are some lies we made up about Datil.
The ghost of a young lady with a cord around her neck can regularly be perceived laundering a blood-covered pair of pants in Oak Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise. A number of folks claim this ghost likes terrifying foolish people who are fearless enough to disturb the silence in Datil.
A colossal boar can be observed often looking at the view from the apex of Horse Mountain late at night.
A large bloodcurdling beast is from time to time observed in Horse Mountain Wilderness Study Area before sunrise searching for a hat.
A space invader has been made out on a small number of instances gulping apple juice in Alamo Canyon in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another part of the galaxy can every now and then be perceived gulping diesel from a gas pump at a refueling station in Datil.
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Ghost Sightings From Datil
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Ghost Sightings From Datil
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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