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These are some lies we made up about Cuervo.
Galileo can be spotted over and over again frightening folks up on Cuervito Peak.
The alien pilot of an unidentified flying object has sometimes been noticed in the center of Cuervito Creek shuffling orbs about.
An alien from Venus is every now and then made out traveling on a Harley on a dark road near Cuervo.
The ghost of a young-looking cowboy is rumored to have been observed on numerous occasions in a flat in Cuervo.
The ghost of a coal-miner can from time to time be seen in Conchas Lake State Park near the ranger station going mad.
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Ghost Sightings From Cuervo
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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