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These are some lies we made up about Cubero.
The phantom of a young-looking lady in a blood-covered prom dress has purportedly been distinguished on numerous occasions devouring a melon at Bibo Irrigation Dam before sunrise. A number of of the locals allege this ghost is the tormented spirit of an old Cubero resident.
A gigantic springbok can be distinguished over and over again smoking a pipe up on Cerro de la Celosa.
An alien has once in a while been noticed reading a magazine in Bear Canyon late in the night.
A gargantuan musk deer is every now and then observed at Arroyo Moquino before dawn flinging stones into the flowing water.
A beheaded lady has been spotted on a small number of instances next to Diablo Spring before dawn shouting.
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Ghost Sightings From Cubero
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Ghost Sightings From Cubero
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
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