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These are some lies we made up about Cuba.
A gargantuan reindeer is every now and then perceived taking pleasure in the scenery at Piedra Lumbre Detention Dam Number One at night.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another planet is known to have been seen on one or two occasions looking at the view from the summit of Fork Rock Mesa late in the night.
The Loch Ness Monster can sometimes be distinguished around midnight drifting by on Canada Candelaria.
An extremely large ewe was perceived down next to E Johnson Spring on a dark night staring angrily at the onlooker.
A sizeable scary dragon became visible in La Guzpa Canyon at the stroke of midnight howling at the eye witness to disappear.
The ghost of a guy holding a sword was distinguished in a Cuba highschool in the early morning hours before sunrise striding the corridors. When the bystander became visible the ghost ran away.
A space alien from planet Pluto materialized in a mirror in a Cuba trailer; the phantom was
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exclusively to be seen in the mirror.
A woman with larvae crawling out of her ears was seen digging a hollow in Fenton Lake State Park quite near the park headquarters. The appearance of the bystander frightened the phantom who then vanished.
The spirit of a strapped up woman was spotted in a residence in the neighborhood of Cuba. The
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ghost spoke of avenging a killing. Whatever folks say, it's a chilling ghost that is better not interrupted.
An alien from space has regularly been spotted burning a book quite near Bandelier National Monument.
A woman grasping her head beneath her arm is repeatedly spotted trying to find a picture by a parked car in a Cuba parking lot late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Cuba
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Ghost Sightings From Cuba
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
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