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These are some lies we made up about Crownpoint.
A dark cat that transformed into a lady has every so often been distinguished in the backseat of a Ford by the driver noticing the ghost in her rear view mirror late at night. Regardless of what people articulate, it is unquestionably a scary phantom that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A space invader from another world is occasionally perceived smoking a pipe in Bluewater Lake State Park outside the ranger station.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship is known to have been perceived on frequent occasions by a person camping at a campground close to Crownpoint.
A giant porpoise may now and then be witnessed having a seat on a couch in a house in Crownpoint.
One of the three Little Pigs was perceived in Aztec Ruins National Monument near the ranger station weeping.
The ghost of a dispossessed gentleman became visible howling beside a streetlamp in Crownpoint. This particular ghost has been perceived frequently
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in this spot. Anyway, this is an antagonistic ghost that should be steered clear of.
An ET from Mars was noticed striding from residence to residence very late at night on a Crownpoint road.
A space invader from another world materialized relaxing at a table in a Crownpoint residence.
A frightening creature was observed in a secluded
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place in close proximity to Crownpoint. There have been numerous descriptions regarding this ghost in the area.
A gigantic crocodile has frequently been distinguished sending a box at a Crownpoint post office.
A colossal dingo has been observed on numerous occasions slurping fuel from a pump at a refueling station in Crownpoint.
An ET may regularly be noticed articulating into the air as if somebody else was there.
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Ghost Sightings From Crownpoint
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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