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These are some lies we made up about Crossroads.
A space alien from planet Saturn was perceived emerging in a restroom mirror.
A Chupacabra was seen taking a rest on a bench in an apartment in close proximity to Crossroads.
A woman with worms crawling out of her nose has repeatedly been perceived in the early morning hours before sunrise rushing after a passing truck on a murky road near Crossroads. A local alleges that this ghost loves startling people who come seeking ghosts in Crossroads.
A gargantuan seal is repeatedly observed in the backseat of a Dodge by the driver distinguishing the ghost in her rear view mirror on a dark night.
The spirit of a chained up female is known to have been observed on one or two occasions cutting grass in the yard of a mobile home in Crossroads. Whichever way, this spirit certainly is menacing; one that any wise person wouldn't want to meet.
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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