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These are some lies we made up about Coyote.
The ghost of a delivery man has repeatedly been perceived in Coyote Ranger District around midnight climbing a high tree. One of the people who live here firmly declares that this spirit may be a renowned old days inhabitant of Coyote.
An ET from space is repeatedly noticed clutching a human skull up on the summit of Mesa Alta.
An enormous leopard has purportedly been observed on many instances playing a song on a xylophone in a Coyote trailer.
A feminine form can be noticed very frequently trying to express something in Canoncito de lo Cordovas at night.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spaceship has now and then been made out shining a lamp down beside Bear Spring very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Coyote
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Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
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