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These are some lies we made up about Counselor.
The phantom of the driver of a train may occasionally be distinguished at Hatch Reservoir Dam at midnight drinking orange juice. A resident argues that this phantom likes startling foolish people who come looking for phantoms in Counselor. In any event, this is a hostile spirit that should be stayed away from.
A lady with no head was observed in a secluded place near Counselor. The ghost was gobbled up by the thin air after being observed. One of the locals firmly argues that this ghost may be the soul of a local person who passed on here in Counselor a long time ago.
A space man from deep space was observed laundering a blood-splattered shirt in Bilterrera Spring at night.
The phantom of a young female with a rope around her neck materialized on a dark night studying Corral Canyon in detail. When spotted the ghost came near the watcher who then ran off. Several of the folks who live in this town claim this ghost is most likely the undead ghost
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of a local person who used to live here in Counselor. No matter what, it's without a doubt a frightening ghost that you wouldn't want to meet late in the night.
The alien commander of an alien spacecraft was seen drifting along on Cave Creek at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Counselor
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Ghost Sightings From Counselor
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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