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These are some lies we made up about Costilla.
An Allosaurus can be perceived very often on the pinnacle of San Pedro Mesa at midnight gazing at the panorama.
An alien from another solar system has every so often been noticed in Cedro Canyon around midnight scooping out a gap.
The phantom of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is once in a while noticed at Jarocito Creek at the stroke of midnight flinging rocks into the current.
An enormous porpoise is known to have been perceived on many instances rummaging around in a closet in the bedroom of a Costilla apartment around midnight.
The extraterrestrial captain of a UFO may every now and then be noticed taking a rest at a coffee table in a Costilla house.
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Ghost Sightings From Costilla
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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