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A space alien from deep space was perceived pulling a cadaver from the freezing water of Arroyo de las Calabacillas in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A woman devoid of a head has regularly been observed terrifying folks up on the highest spot of Loma Colorado de Abajo.
An extraterrestrial is regularly noticed at Rio Rancho Estates Detention Basin Number Four Dam late at night calling names.
A gentleman devoid of a head has supposedly been distinguished on many instances wandering through a residence close to Corrales. A local person declares that this ghost is that of a resident who settled here in Corrales a long time ago. No matter what people verbalize, this is an unpleasant ghost that you do not want to bump into on a dark night.
A colossal cow can frequently be spotted wandering through a Corrales vicinity graveyard.
An enormously creepy ghost may be made out frequently shouting at the watcher to beat it by a deserted
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road in the vicinity of Corrales in the early morning hours before sunrise. Several of the locals argue this ghost gets pleasure from frightening foolhardy folks who are fearless enough to interrupt the serenity in Corrales.
A giant koala has now and then been spotted heaving boulders in Bernalillo on the Camino Real Historical Marker on a dark
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night.
The ghost of an old female hauling a pistol is occasionally perceived being in an abandoned mansion in Corrales. According to the locals, this phantom likes frightening foolish folks who come seeking phantoms in Corrales.
Alexander the Great has purportedly been made out on a few occasions stacking pebbles in Canon del Agua after midnight.
The martian captain of an unidentified flying object has often been made out mounted on a Harley on a shadowy road right next door to Corrales.
A space man from planet Neptune is frequently made out in a building in Corrales.
A massive lynx has supposedly been seen on a small number of occasions in a Corrales apartment.
The spirit of an old Indian chief can repeatedly be spotted strolling beside a deserted highway next to Corrales. One thing's for guaranteed, it's a creepy spirit that any rational person wouldn't want to bump into.
A space alien from space has every now and then been witnessed articulating into the thin air in Fenton Lake State Park near the ranger station.
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Ghost Sightings From Corrales
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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