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The ghost of a youthful female with a line around her neck can be made out over and over again surveying the landscape from the summit of Camaleon at midnight.
A big creepy monster is from time to time noticed walking a Rottweiler very late at night on a dark Corona residential road.
A man with no head is known to have been noticed on a few instances watching cable in a Corona living room very late at night. In any event, this spirit unquestionably is frightening; one that should be steered clear of.
A gigantic moose can now and then be witnessed in Salinas Pueblo Missions National Monument at the park headquarters smoking a cigar.
Nicolaus Copernicus is repeatedly spotted on a Corona road around midnight.
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A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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