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These are some lies we made up about Continental Divide.
A Megalosaurus can sometimes be witnessed on the pinnacle of Barometer Mountain around midnight viewing the scenery.
A giant ox has repeatedly been observed in Willow Creek heaving boulders.
A space alien from Mars is frequently seen in Chaco Cliffs Historical Marker very late at night hollowing out a hollow.
The ghost of a flight attendant may frequently be witnessed in Crazy Woman Canyon in the early morning hours before sunrise demolishing a glove.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief can be spotted very frequently before dawn chasing a passing Toyota on a shady road right next door to Continental Divide.
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Ghost Sightings From Continental Divide

Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling. - Ok now, what's your name. - Arthur without a ''Z'' mam. - There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir. That's right mam. Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Delbert: - Don't know Arthur: -Because he had no guts. Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice. When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came. - Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000. - Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur. - Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk. - I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat. Two burglars were getting very annoyed. - Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded. - Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money. Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground. - I think it's a deer, said Arthur - No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion. Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
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