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These are some lies we made up about Conchas Dam.
A black cat that transformed into a woman can every now and then be observed staring at the panorama from the peak of Chical Mesa at night. Whichever way, it sure is a chilling ghost that should be kept away from.
The ghost of a youthful lady clad as a maid has regularly been perceived clutching a human cranium in Alamosa Canyon in the early morning hours before sunrise. In any case, this phantom undeniably is bloodcurdling; one that is preferably not interrupted.
A space man from planet Mercury is repeatedly witnessed screaming by Alamosa Creek.
The spirit of a down-and-out gentleman has allegedly been made out on one or two instances in Conchas Lake State Park right by the park headquarters trying to articulate something.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos can often be noticed standing by a secluded highway in the neighborhood of Conchas Dam.
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Ghost Sightings From Conchas Dam
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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