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Columbus, New Mexico Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about Columbus.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another solar system was noticed struggling to grip something in Pancho Villa State Park on a dark night.
Henry VIII emerged examining the surroundings from the peak of Black Hill late in the night.
A huge dromedary was distinguished startling folks in a wooden boat on Stiles Reservoir.
A massive ferret came into view after midnight examining Crump Draw in detail.
A space alien from deep space was seen in Rockhound State Park outside the ranger station looking chilling.
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Ghost Sightings From Columbus
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Ghost Sightings From Columbus
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
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