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The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs is known to have been witnessed on many instances hanging out in an abandoned manor in Cochiti Pueblo.
A lady with the head of a goblin has frequently been observed staring at the water by Cochiti Dam at night. According to what the people who live here declare, this ghost could be the soul of a local who passed away here in Cochiti Pueblo before the present. In any case, this is a nasty ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
The phantom of a man with half his head lost is frequently observed in Cochiti Indian Reservation at midnight looking.
The alien pilot of an unidentified flying object is rumored to have been witnessed on frequent instances standing by a secluded road outside Cochiti Pueblo.
An extremely large crocodile may be observed very frequently gulping water from Cochiti Springs late in the night.
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Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
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