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A very large deer is sometimes observed mounted on a scooter on a shady road near Cochiti Lake.
Vasco da Gama has allegedly been spotted on numerous occasions in a Cochiti Lake flat.
A headless female can every now and then be made out enjoying the panorama at Cochiti Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a 10 feet massive giant was noticed in the middle of Rio Chiquito crying out people's names. The ghost did not mind that there was someone other there. Regardless of what, it undoubtedly is a scary ghost that is better not upset.
The ghost of a female having half her head missing came into view turning toward the witness in Cochiti Indian Reservation at the stroke of midnight. The appearance of the watcher terrified the ghost who then vanished.
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Ghost Sightings From Cochiti Lake
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Ghost Sightings From Cochiti Lake
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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