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These are some lies we made up about Clovis.
An alien explorer from the cosmos is rumored to have been noticed on many instances in a wild spot outside Clovis.
A female's body with a bear's head may frequently be perceived dragging a body across the dirt in Clovis Historical Marker very late at night.
A very large roebuck may be noticed over and over again walking beside a shady highway in the neighborhood of Clovis.
A moderately rotten human corpse has every now and then been witnessed drinking unleaded from a fuel pump at a gasoline station in Clovis.
A huge mole has allegedly been distinguished on several occasions conversing into the night as if somebody else was there.
A female in flames, grasping a kerosene tank can occasionally be witnessed in Oasis State Park near the ranger station looking creepy.
A gargantuan mustang was perceived looking through house windows in Clovis before sunrise.
Nicolaus Copernicus appeared watching television in a Clovis living
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room in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a planter in a worn straw hat was distinguished on a Clovis lane around midnight. The ghost did not appear to be troubled by the observers. Regardless of what people exclaim, this is an unlikable ghost that is rather not disrupted.
The phantom of a youthful air force pilot emerged suspended
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in the air like a helium balloon in Clovis. The ghost reacted to the watcher. One thing is for guaranteed, it without a doubt is a terrifying phantom that you wouldn't want to come across in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A huge grizzly bear was spotted gazing at a guy snoozing on the floor in a flat in Clovis.
An extremely large opossum was perceived trying on a shirt in a Clovis building.
A Plateosaurus has frequently been noticed climbing out from a storm drain on a Clovis residential road at night.
A huge hog is regularly perceived poking around in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Clovis.
An alien from another part of the galaxy is known to have been observed on numerous instances playing a melody on a fiddle in a Clovis mobile home.
An ET can often be seen in a mirror in a Clovis apartment; the ghost was solely to be seen in the mirror.
A lady with a bottle-green face has every so often been seen trying to locate a shoe by a parked Chrysler in a Clovis parking
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Ghost Sightings From Clovis
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Ghost Sightings From Clovis
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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