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These are some lies we made up about Cloudcroft.
A very large fawn was made out in a desolate spot in close proximity to Cloudcroft.
A giant mule was seen standing alongside a dark road close to Cloudcroft.
The spirit of a guy with a name carved into his cheek has often been perceived flinging rocks in Cloud Climbing Railroad Historical Marker at the stroke of midnight. Some people declare this ghost could be the soul of a local resident who died here in Cloudcroft a long time ago. One thing's for sure, it certainly is a creepy phantom that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The ghost of a dreadfully mangled huntsman hauling a dead mountain lion is frequently seen mailing a box at a Cloudcroft post office.
A female devoid of a head can repeatedly be witnessed sipping gasoline from a fuel pump at a gasoline station in Cloudcroft. If you talk to the local residents, this ghost may be a distinguished past local of Cloudcroft.
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Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
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