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These are some lies we made up about Clines Corners.
A massive gila monster has regularly been made out in Norea del Rincon at midnight concealing a cadaver by a big boulder.
An extremely large gnu has supposedly been perceived on numerous occasions drinking paint in Canyon Venado late at night.
Vincent van Gogh can be witnessed very frequently next to the water at El Cabo smoking a pipe.
A gigantic waterbuck has from time to time been observed on the pinnacle of Mesa Las Tapias around midnight glancing at the view.
A huge chinchilla is now and then seen near Villanueva State Park looking for a person.
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Ghost Sightings From Clines Corners
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Ghost Sightings From Clines Corners
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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