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Cleveland, New Mexico Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about Cleveland.
A Pterodactyl has repeatedly been witnessed shouting in Rincon Bonito at midnight.
The ghost of an elderly cleaning lady has purportedly been distinguished on many occasions gulping water from Pecos Falls before sunrise.
A pitch black dog that transformed into a female may be seen frequently around midnight exploring Jarosa Canyon in detail.
The ghost of a down-and-out guy has occasionally been distinguished flying across the Santa Fe Mountains very late at night. Regardless of what, it's a chilling ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
The ghost of a young cowboy is once in a while made out on the summit of Chimayosos Peak before sunrise surveying the landscape.
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Ghost Sightings From Cleveland
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Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
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